I write about a lot of topics, so choose the one below for what you're interested in reading.

I'm 27, going on 17 or 37 (depends on the day). I go to about 6,339 concerts each year, give or take 716. I believe Frank Sinatra truly was "the man". I think the words "tomfoolery", "ballyhoo", and "shenanigans" should be used more often. I probably have more tattoos than your grandmother is years old. I enjoy good times and collect good memories. I'm a Pisces and an INFP. I'm the co-founder of the social networking site Petsmopolitan. I love Jiminy Glick, but hate everything else Martin Short ever did. Sometimes I care too much about the wrong things. I love bonfires. I've been known to be a hypocrite sometimes; I give excellent advice, but I don't always take it. I'm an introvert, but I love attention and I have a huge... ego. And your mother would love me.